Son of Orbiting Death-ray Platform
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Book Description
The collected works of Dr. Heildmon serve as a warning to all humanity: Don't stand too close to life, you might get some on you. In this first volume, Son of Orbiting Deathray Platform, Dr. Heildmon introduces us to the world as he sees it, made up of offbeat characters like his very good friend Art Carter and outlandish situations like a community college teaching a course on World Domination, and Quantum Woodshop.
Dr. Heildmon provides insights into human nature that could conceivably save you in the event an orbiting death ray platform looms over the horizon.
So grab a can of Spray-Co™ spray on self smoothening cheese flavored foaming food substitute, snuggle up next to your best girl or guy, and get ready. You'll be a better person for it.
About the Author
The exceedingly eccentric Dr. Heildmon received his doctorate from Johns Hopkins University in Quantum Biology and pouring a damn good martini. Considered by many as a brilliant mad man of ideas and words, he prefers the term "Super villain." He currently holds the Newtonian Chair in Coloring at Cambridge Institute for the Severely Retarded.
Son of Orbiting Death-ray Platform
Son of Orbiting Death-ray Platform,Heinrich Heildmon,Outskirts Press,1932672060,Fiction,Fiction - General,Humorous
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