Don't Call the Fonz: And Other Warnings

Don't Call the Fonz: And Other Warnings

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Book Description
In Don't Call the Fonz, a giant head floating in space sets out to eat the world's population, an ice cream truck driver becomes obsessed with the metric system, and an executive extols the virtues of butter. (Not all at the same time.)

Crammed with short stories, poems, admonitions, correspondence and assorted other effluvia, Don't Call the Fonz covers it allÂ-from the truth behind the Big Wheel on The Price is Right to why dropping a Dumpster in the middle of an expressway is not really a good idea.

Whether you're buying a gift for someone you don't really like that much or simply need something to prop up the coffee table, this is the book for you.

Don't Call the Fonz: And Other Warnings,Erik Seims,iUniverse,0595295665,Fiction,Fiction - General,Humorous,Short Stories (single author)

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