Tourists, Retirees, and Other Reasons to Stay in Bed

Tourists, Retirees, and Other Reasons to Stay in Bed

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Book Description
David Grimes's humor column runs three times a week in the Sarasota Herald Tribune. David began writing his humor column in 1985 when it became clear that he had no talent for other, more useful jobs at the paper.

David has gleaned a lifetime of wisdom from his 25 years as a Florida resident and offers us sage advice on topics such as these:

Granny Sweat Boosts Health

Though Often Confused, Tourists, Love Bugs Differ

Let the Feds Cut Your Grass

This is Your Dog on Drugs

Thanks for the Intestines

How to Increase Holiday Bickering

What Lassie Wants for Christmas

Tourists, Retirees, and Other Reasons to Stay in Bed,David Grimes,Pineapple Press (FL),156164207X,Essays,Form - Essays,General,Humor,Satire And Humor

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