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For anyone outside my comfort zone, they know me only as a reserved quiet girl. It takes me years to warm up to people. I have very few friends and love my alone time. But I have this silly, naughty, slightly nuts girl inside me that not many get to see and my writing allows her to be expressed and shared in a comfortable way. For me that is so much fun...Never underestimate the power of a smile, giggle or laugh...I sure hope I can give you at least one.
From the Author
A collection of hilarious silliness in verse that's sure to tickle your funny bone...written in a style compared to Dr.Seuss, Shel Silverstein and Monty Python by new Canadian Author - W.Salvatore
Giggle and laugh your way through Frigged up Fairytales, Limericks, Song Parodies & slighty twisted Nursery Rhymes... Have you ever wondered about the grueling life of a dung beetle?
Delbur Pyle
Delbur Pyle was sad, as sad as could be
It all seemed to start at the young age of three
He'd gripe and complain like it was going out of style
For this beetle lived his life on a hot steamy pile
He'd click and he'd buzz in his two story dung
Living in this heap made him slightly high strung
Oh, he longed for the day of a much bigger plop
Beside a stream of urine... on a scenic hilltop
He tried to be happy, every night he would pray
But awake the next morning - same poop different day
It got to the point where he thought...
...or discover the reasons why toilet paper should never, ever be taken for granted!
Don't Forget To Wipe
I sometimes shhh-sit and wonder
how toilet paper came to be
One heck of a great invention
not one will disagree
It's used by everybody
a napkin for one's bum
Wiped on a regular basis
you'll have a happier rectum
One ply, two ply, three,
a thick or thin debut
For those of us who scrimp
our fingers go ...
Continue through and read the many benefits of owning a rubber chicken in "Rubber Chickens Is Great" or the time that poor "Grandma Got Run Over By A Moped"
Nutty Naughty Nonsense,W. Salvatore,PublishAmerica,1413777562,General,Humor,Fiction / Humorous,Humour
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