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Men make you crazy. Women make you stupid. It's never about the Benjamins.
KGB operatives, Alexei, Travis, Vinnie and Donovan have scored the deal of a lifetime and now they're trying to retire from a business you just don't quit. Alexei has some issues with women, control, and having a job that breeds cynicism even in the well-adjusted, which he isn't. Travis is a poor boy that wants the finer things in life, china, coordinated drapes, and maybe a clean woman without any sexually transmitted diseases. Vinnie is tired of playing double agent and living with the ghosts of his past. Donovan wishes he could admit to himself that he just wants a drink.
They've paid off upper management and now they're holed up on a tropical island trying to complete one last mission and smoke out there opponent, Jerry. He's an ex-associate and a former CIA operative. He knows about the score and wants it for himself. Jerry's concocted a little government agenda of his own in order to get the venture capital necessary to take Alexei and his men down. He's willing to destroy an island to do it. So are the boys.
Enter Toni, a burned out lounge singer who just wants to get away from it all in every way possible. She just can't imagine her life getting any better, or worse. Minnesota, a girl with a taste for kinky sex who thinks she's working for the CIA. She's too smart for her own good but not smart enough to realize she's being had. And Lindsey, a nice girl who just wants to have a little fun while on assignment. A quickie romance with a mysterious man sounds like the plot of one of her favorite espionage novels.
They all discover that there's no telling what one good woman can do, much less three.
From the Publisher
A Romance Novel for Real Men. An Action Novel for Real Women. A Comedy for People Who Love Violence. A Horror Novel for the Politically Correct. And a Nightmare for Those Trying to Market It.
Recipe for Romantic Pulp Adventure
Take 1 Suicidal Lounge Singer, 1 Naive Masochistic Genius, 1 Optimistic Interior Designer, 1 Recovering Alcoholic Doctor, 1 British Thug Turned Mercenary, 1 Disillusioned Semi-Double Agent, 1 Psychotic Misogynistic KGB Officer, 1 Machiavellian Rogue CIA Operative, and 1 Hundred Million Dollars. Brown in tropical paradise, steep in sex, mix violently with one hurricane. Sprinkle with government agendas, pirates, morphine, an angry army, deluded mercenaries and lots of bullets. Resulting concoction will contain action, romance, dark humor, adult language, moral flexibility, gender politics, graphic sex and violence and non-politically correct depictions of rape. Serves up pulp so thick you could eat it with a fork. May be considered toxic by some individuals. Consume at your own risk.
Love & Benjamins
Love & Benjamins,Wynette A. Hoffman,Alien Perspective,0972109811,Fiction,Fiction - General,General,Humorous,General & Literary Fiction,Espionage,Action & Adventure,Romance - Contemporary,Romantic suspense novels
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