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Two viruses are created at a germ warfare lab and released by a disgruntled worker. One causes people to morph to giant genitals and later to dissolve into white glop. The other is the cure. Victims who are infected by the cure only become extremely horny for a while and then recover. The viruses attack the local population causing some erotic and embarrassing moments, then spread rapidly throughout the country in erotic, humorous, and grotesque incidents. The body count is high (including all of China) due in part to the efforts of an evil politician using the disease for his own agenda. The Presidential Task Force, the CIA, and the CDC attempt to propagate the cure to minimize damage.
Some Old Ones on Satan's payroll are at the bottom of it. They created the virus to avenge their persecution by the communists and to facilitate breeding with humans. As civilization encroaches on the Old One site by way of a construction project the Old Ones strike back using the viruses and other capabilities. The Air Force is unable to inflict any significant damage in retaliation. Will the whole world go flaebeine? A scientist finds himself negotiating the fate of humanity.
About the Author
Frank Yarmik has an advanced degree in aerospace engineering, or "applied aerospastics", as he likes to call it. He lives in northern Virginia with his wife Princess Schahara of the Kalabari People and works for various beltway bandits on Government contracts. Weary of writing all of those reports with so many #@!*&% equations, he decided to let it all hang out in his first (intentionally) fictional creation Flaebeine! His downfall began as a supervisor prodded him to learn something about marketing. Joining a chain letter with expectations of writing an expose of unworkable marketing schemes, he now has his mailbox stuffed with five-dollar bills every day. With the expose blown, he had to fall back on his imagination.
Flaebeine!,Frank Yarmik,Airleaf Publishing,159453926X,Fiction,Fiction - General,Humorous,Science Fiction,Science Fiction - General,Science Fiction - High Tech
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